mandehmouse:

The real sass masters

(Source: waltdisneysdaily)

chilled:

catsfurever:

moogles4ever:

catsfurever:

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

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this couldn’t get any better

(Source: catsfurever)

(Source: evaunit08)

alex-vauses-tattoos:

myrattesticle:

Okay so this is very important

BYE LARRY

alex-vauses-tattoos:

myrattesticle:

Okay so this is very important

BYE LARRY

walkinghalfdead:

Give me those titties momther

walkinghalfdead:

Give me those titties momther

(Source: simsgonewrong)

imherethephantom:

starxapple:

a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess and she looked so happy idk it was adorable

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nickynackyneu:

artichokeonthisdick:

OH MY GOD

this is why I love my local police

nickynackyneu:

artichokeonthisdick:

OH MY GOD

this is why I love my local police

think-thank-thunk:

Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around in abandoned buildings. If you are considering a thing, just think, “would a white person in a horror movie do this thing?” If the answer is yes, then don’t do the thing.

supsean:

tHE TABLES HAVE TURNED

supsean:

tHE TABLES HAVE TURNED

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

vanehwasreal:

me and my friends asked to act casual for a picture

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17yr:

“hey im emotionally unstable and not good at texting do u wanna date me”

(Source: ruthwilson)

vergiltarian:

sitting down and remembering you left your drink in the kitchen

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(Source: ver-gil)